Burgers
- Chezborgor ($7.99) – A classic from the-restaurant-which-shall-not-be-named remade SiKky style.
- Big Sac™ Burger ($9.99) – Thick, juicy, and probably legal (a play on... well...).
- Thickums™ Special ($10.49) – The thickest burger you'll ever have.
- McSiKken ($8.99) – BAWK BAWK (does not sicken despite the name).
- Veggie Sac ($8.49) – Because even ThatVeganTeacher eats McSiKky's.
- The Jingus Falingus ($11.69) – Made of 100% Aussie Jingus Beef.
- Silet-O-Sish ($9.49) – Fishy fish fish!
- SiK Junior ($6.99) – Perfect for little kiddies (hop in my van).
- Vigintuple Chezborgor ($159.79) – A normal Chezborgor... with 20 times the filling.
- Four and a Quarter Pounder ($276.25) – For all you Bigbacks out there.